tina snow

spiderweb 5 winner

Who won spiderweb 5?
Tina Snow did!

by tinasnowspiderweb June 28, 2024

Snow packer

White fever to the extreme, especially when the white person in question is quite average or even ugly to their own kind. They don't care or pretend not to notice until later. Often has an obsession with half-white people and having a half-white baby with idealized blue eyed blond features from a great deal of internalized white supremacy from a childhood of self-loathing. This is called Operation Half White Baby and is commonly from family pressure. A strong fetish for being sexually colonized, especially from the type of white person who oppressed their ancestors. When their kid resembles themselves instead, say by normal genetic dominance, they hate it or are known to 'offer' to pay for plastic surgery and pass it off as natural, lying to family on social media about natural beauty. Some cultures are bigger on this plot than others.

"Did you see that new Japanese girl? I hear she's a snow packer, do you think we have a chance? I heard she'll date any guy if he's white enough! Her parents don't care."

by paint88 June 30, 2024

SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.

Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 3, 2024

Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.

Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.

by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024

Snow Latino

A med Slav

Term coined by @vers_laLune (x/twitter)

"Slavs and Mexican are the exact same people."
"Slavs are snow Latinos is the truest thing I've ever heard"

by urban-dictionaneer July 3, 2024

horse in the snow

As in good property’s in cold and snow conditions. Very dependable and powerful

The Subaru is a horse in the snow.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.

"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023