canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

Potato

A girl that is very insecure, but her boyfriend thinks she's beautiful. He thinks she's kind, and funny, and the most prettiest potato alive.

She's my potato

by Thepotato9 February 12, 2019

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato

A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

by irishpotatolover69 June 6, 2022

Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.

Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!

by kmaddesa May 8, 2014

Potato

a starchy plant tuber, which makes up one of the most significant food crops, prepared and consumed as a vegetable

roasted potatoes

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024