The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
Get the Callum-postingmug. Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
Get the post-funmug. After the most amazing, exciting, crazy, boujie, ratchet, mun the world has ever seen, many people experience this special form of depression. It entails missing friends, very cool chairs, and even cooler resolutions.
Bro, I got the craziest Post JAMUN Depression. I think my body water percentage is down to 1% after all that crying.
by best delegate May 10, 2020
Get the Post JAMUN Depressionmug. Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism is an extraphysicalist philosophy that holds that extraphysics are about everything that's beyond spacetime and that what's beyond spacetime can influence the spacetime in a way that natural sciences cannot realize or detect that. Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism also supports that extraphysical mechanics, psychoextraphysics and extraphysics are about the interaction between the beyond spacetime with the spacetime and that everything, or at least majority of the things related to spirituality, religion, esoterics and occultism exist beyond spacetime such as souls, spirits, consciousness, afterlife, gods, spiritual beings, spiritual worlds, multiverses, other dimensions and so on, and that there's 99,9% of chance that those actually exist beyond spacetime and that it's possible to superate spacetime by reaching a high level of being or by technology or by both.
"Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalism is a good way to start with the development of the exploration of what's beyond spacetime such as the understanding of the existence beyond spacetime and even lead into the advancement of humanity into what's beyond spacetime as well."
by Full Monteirism June 2, 2021
Get the Post-Spacetime Extraphysicalismmug. If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.
At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021
Get the Post information agemug. Another way of calling someone conceited, snobby or uppity. Describes someone who believes they are better than someone else. There's a verse from Black Moon's "Who Got Da Props" that uses the term:
"See I paid my dues, now you can't tell me nothing
This is dedicated to the ones who kept fronting
The ones who tried to diss and post high? Oh no
Just 'cause you had low, see now I got dough
"See I paid my dues, now you can't tell me nothing
This is dedicated to the ones who kept fronting
The ones who tried to diss and post high? Oh no
Just 'cause you had low, see now I got dough
Abbott: Hey, look at my new Mercedes. Sure beats that hooptie you drive around in.
Costello: Oh, so you tryin' to post high, like you all that? We both know yo' ass is on food stamps!
Costello: Oh, so you tryin' to post high, like you all that? We both know yo' ass is on food stamps!
by not for nothing August 28, 2018
Get the post highmug. Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
Get the post-nut hangovermug.