pulled a tiger

When you are caught having an extramarital affair.

When you wife destroys your property in anger after catching you having an extramarital affair.

My wife pulled a tiger and smashed the windows in my car.

Dude, I pulled a tiger, my wife busted me texting another women.

by JohnDaley December 2, 2009

Pulling a Busey

to get thrown against anything numerous times, including walls, cabinets, mirrors or just thrown over a couch.

Gary Busey has been thrown 3 whole times into various things by a werewolf in the movie Silver Bullet, therefore if something like this happens to you, you automatically qualify in pulling a Busey.

by illnevertell September 22, 2005

Pulling a max

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart

Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee

by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

pulling a kanye

Stopping a well-deserving person in the middle of an important event to point out that another person was better, only to make everyone else feel bad and having yourself reduced to the biggest douchebag on the planet.

Man, I don't understand why that guy had to jump on the stage in the middle of that girl's speech and bash her by making that other person look better. He was seriously pulling a kanye

by Narcisssus December 7, 2009

Pulled a Melo

The act of settling for something lesser in value or less ideal because it is easier to attain or for monetary reasons. Refers to Carmelo Anthony settling to play for the Nets even though he had his heart set on playing for the Knicks.

Rob: "This hot chick was really into Tobes last night."

Rich: "So did he get with her?"

Rob: "Nah he pulled a Melo and hooked up with some fat chick instead."

Rich: "Typical"

by thetruth8734 January 15, 2011

pull stones

Standing around doin nothin and tugging on your scrotum sack when there is work to be done.Dragging Balls

Guy 1: What do you do at work all day?
Guy 2: Nothin but pull stones

by rdbrooks March 7, 2008

Pulling an Ortiz

To admit to the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.

Matt: Steve called me and said he wants to talk about something important.

Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?

Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.

by Sweaty Ass Print March 9, 2019