13 year old mug

A mug that has been around for 13 years, what do you expect?

Nice 13 year old mug you got

by The trend follower November 27, 2017

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going

by speed7 September 9, 2020

steamy hot old lady buns

The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)

MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.

by An anonymous Phantom January 14, 2021

Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021

edgy 9 years old

a kid that loves nazi

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old

by aedrdiediej February 9, 2021