by Liloilo February 9, 2019
Get the D-moneymug. by Two-blocked July 13, 2022
Get the Money gunmug. money on mother
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah
this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY
well, yeah thats what i think it is so yeah
this is a joke DONT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY
by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022
Get the money on mothermug. A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.
Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
by hammerka May 8, 2017
Get the Willy Moneymug. money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021
Get the moneymug. "the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.
by P Daigle January 21, 2025
Get the the money changemug. road head; oral payments for a guy picking someone up and driving them around and not wanting monetary compensation.
1. Jessica gave Jeff some gas money, as a thank you for taking her to the party. 2. I'll give you gas money if you pick me up.
by Hamlet Lynn October 16, 2020
Get the gas moneymug.