Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.

*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."

by pplatonic February 14, 2022

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Grumble muffin

When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin”
Not to confused with a queef

So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex

by @whatsadick4 August 26, 2021