DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

Muffin

Someone who does the dumbest shit imaginable. They also do shit to get on people's nerves.

Your a Muffin!

by JLew2025 November 16, 2020

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016

Muffin

muffin is officially a curse word.

Shut the muffin up"
is equivalent to

"Shut the f*ck up"

by KylitoHere August 29, 2021

muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 21, 2005

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013