Mathemenatics

The system used to equate and decide the answer of several different types of numerical problems.
It is differentiated from Mathematics by simply being the less problematic, and more knowledgeable
fashion of solving obstacles.

"Hey yeab, you finished your mathematics homework yet?" "No, I have to study my Mathemenatics, as it is more practical and essential in my daily life"

by AlyySoup October 24, 2023

Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"

Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew

by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.

We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.

by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023

matthew bell

A really really really fat fat man who lives in Felling Gateshead and very British

He is so matthew bell!

by GameSquash43299 December 30, 2023

Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.

Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”

by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024

matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024