Talentless Monkey
Talentless Monkey by Niggas can be doctors too May 10, 2022
Stinky Monkey Clitoris
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!
bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!
Stinky Monkey Clitoris by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023
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rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers
rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005
Spank Ze Monkey
A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
Spank Ze Monkey by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
small purple flying monkey
A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
small purple flying monkey by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015
Summoning the monkey
Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Summoning the monkey by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010