Scallions Law 

When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.

Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law

Scallions Law by Scallion tha Stallion November 27, 2019

Summit Law

The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.

sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"

shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."

Summit Law by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019

Murphy Law 

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

Murphy Law by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

Scald Law 

Scald Law, a hill in Scotland. Generally known for cottaging and light BDSM enthusiasts.

As I walked up Scald Law I was pleased to see Jacob and Ross were here already.

Scald Law by Colon-ick December 15, 2019

Louis Law 

The law defines that the answer to every question is 7. All working must be shown correctly but will always equals 7. This should always follow with:

Thus according to Louis law the answer is 7.

Louis Law by Pengreen January 28, 2020

The law of Theo 

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

The law of Theo by gowk_ February 25, 2020

Poutine Law 

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.

Poutine Law by Pankakezz March 11, 2020