Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️

Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.

by Meateater20 June 12, 2022

jacob

jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.

girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!

by l <3333 June 13, 2022

Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

jacob

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

by 0xjan June 22, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.

Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.

by Mr.baller June 22, 2022

Abel Jacob

A 13 year old content creator on social medias like TikTok and YouTube, he has gained a following of over 210k+ on tiktok and has recently started posting on YouTube.

Mike: hey Joseph, have you seen the new Abel Jacob video?

Joseph: No

by 5star Leo June 24, 2022