A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!
by Sean92 April 30, 2009

Comes originally from a necular radiation suit test gone wrong resulting in giant radioactive rubber pants.It now means that you are obease and are so out of style that you practically are radioactive
by luke April 15, 2004

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit
2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT
3) Pull yourself together
2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT
3) Pull yourself together
by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009

little markie boy decides to unzip his pants in a skype call with a girl in the call and says guys i got to go and leaves the call to bust a nut. now kaleb and marissa turned this into a meme and it will never get old. nd we will never stop saying this ever. yours truly - marissa
by Rektro April 19, 2018

by xp649 January 31, 2019

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010
