I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

I'm fine

Not dead, still alive

P1: you look upset, how are you?
P2: I'm fine
P2 isn't depressed they are just "drifting"

by NoBForLevi July 23, 2023

i'm not about this game

The thing people say when they play a game so scary that they feel like bailing out.

*Plays FNaF 2*

"Bro, i'm not about this game man."
*Gets jumpscared and intense scream*

by awesome_kitty August 22, 2018

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I'm Immunized

An equivalent slang term to "Let's Go Brandon" when being asked about your non-vaccinated status about the current COVID-19 shot. This lawyer-like term is used because "it's none of your business" and "it is my choice" is no longer socially acceptable. Made popular by MVP Quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

MEDIA: "Hey Aaron, have you been vaccinated?"
AARON RODGERS: "I'm immunized."

by imakeeper14 November 4, 2021

Explain like I'm 5

Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.

User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"

by WaterSpace September 29, 2023

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024