the dusty eye

the act of coating your anus with flour, powdered sugar, or some other type of powdery substance, and farting in one lovers face.

my girlfriend almost lost her lunch when i gave her the dusty eye.

i used ajax to give my girlfriend the dusty eye and there was blood in my shit for a week.

by shathammer February 23, 2011

Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005

eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010

dot eyes

cf. dot her eyes, which means the same thing.

I'd dot eyes for her anytime.

by Smoozer April 22, 2006

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

cartoon eyes

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

by Chris Field November 19, 2007

fishy eye

noun: part of a womans anatomy, the part that spouts babies, takes penises and ejects pee. Often hidden by a set of meat curtains. other names include, tuna canoe, fishy canoe, silver canoe, va-jay-jay, vagina, pussy , and slimy crevice.

"i would like to grab that fishy eye"
"my fishy eye is infected"
"come on baby , stick this t.v remote in your fishy eye"
"oh yea, oh yea ram that fist up my fishy eye"

by mastur c33f June 23, 2008