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Dip-shitzkrieg

Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg

noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”
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Dick n dip

James had a dick n dip after a tinder hook up
by Stupidbeeach April 15, 2019
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I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
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I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised
“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”
by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023
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Fun Dip

When someone takes their dick out of a vagina and let’s a third person clean it off with their mouth.
Hey Jim, I know you love how good your girlfriend tastes so I’ll let you fun dip before I finish her off.”
by Bunny&Fox May 16, 2019
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dip your chips in legend sauce

another term meaning someone did something amazing/lengendary e.g
dude 1 :check out this vid of me skydiving

dude 2 : you deffo dip your chips in legend sauce
by Sauce Boss D March 5, 2014
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Chips and Dip

When a girl is crusty so you take off the crust dip in her pussy and eat it
How when me and Heather hung out last night I had chips and dip
by DevG_1905 March 1, 2020
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