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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo
by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
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Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.
I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.
by Dr. Club October 8, 2020
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clubbing

1. the act of going to a club or series of clubs in a single night, usually with friends
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting
1. "Yeah, me and the boys went clubbing last night, but the scene was pretty wack."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."
by speg379 October 7, 2020
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when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.

someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.
Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*
by JayTheKilla1234 November 26, 2019
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A-club

Another way to ask forcanal sex.
Guy: How much to visit you in the A-club?

Girl: An extra $50.00
by DeuceBigelow June 26, 2016
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flamingo club

a club for those who have turned down a moose. she is usually tall, has kankles, and an STD.
phrase was coined in Montgomery county MD
"yo dude, this fugly chick came up to me last night at the club, and told me she was in one of my classes. she said she had a crush on me. she was such a moose. i just walked away."
"your now an honorary member of the flamingo club."
by flamingo club February 27, 2008
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yot club

the best fuggin song artist ever

known for the song YKWIM, which was popular on tik tok before he had it on his phone.

No one shall deny Fly out west is his best song
Person 1: bro i found a rlly good song artist

person 2: is it yot club

Person 1: yeah
by your lovely lesbian October 8, 2022
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