College Food

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years

Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 21, 2022

Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling

“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”

by anonymous June 8, 2022

college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022

College

The worst 4 years of your life

College sucks

by KanyeEast88 February 20, 2022

College campus rape

This is rape will its happen on the college campus

Did you hear she got College campus rape

by 459395 February 25, 2022

Emmanuel College Cambridge

a college situated in Camdihdge, often seen raging in drag nights dressed as persona "emma cool cambdihdge". rumours of a torid love affair with Corpus Christi College Oxford are prevelent , however this corpus bitty often touches emma's corpuh nonchalantly and without consent. Further speculation into ECC depicts a strong theme of gendih dihsmorphia and a complete transition seems inevitihble (maybe in time for pride month!!) OTHER NEWS, ECC has , perhaps due to suhpressed dihsmorphia, a tendency to suh young dih... eg. jah,toh,wih and dih. (no oxfd comma as ts in cambdihdge and relations with ccco bitty are ruff) ....If u are interested in the blatant sex appeal of emma check out the blueprints or minty sainsburys dihsigns. REMEMBER blue prihnts are good as can be shoved up puh and can attract white tortas and tortoes as well as the elusive gorditas.. (honothan watch out)

happy gooners valedihctorians !!! have a brihcked up time in Came dih ge .

wow! emmanuel college Cambridge has brilliant blue prints! up the puh they go!

YAY there are so many torti in emmanuel college cambridge!

by EmmanuelCorpusToucherandTORTAS October 22, 2025

Xavier Catholic College

A high school "College" which is based near Albury, known for being on the local news occasionally. A shitshow for students. Students joke about this school and are excited to get out.

Oh, I used to go to Xavier Catholic College, what a shitshow

by mitchellj3 October 25, 2025