Luca Ascoli

A God Among Men

Tom: have you heard of Luca Ascoli
Sam: yeah the god among men

by God V12345 November 19, 2021

Lucas

Typically described as an idiot, yet a nice idiot. These people typically can either be dumb but nice, or a smart twink

"Look at Lucas over there, complete bumbling moron" "Yeah, but he's pretty nice I guess-"

by Nameles_Person December 6, 2021

Lucas John Zielinski

A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.

Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.

by Z hater fr June 8, 2024

Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.

"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."

by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025

Lucas

Lucas is a person that is not-British, and loves chocolate.

Whoa, Lucas is so fat and not British.

by Not British…. April 18, 2022

Lucas

A shitty person. Knows how to get on peoples nerves ESPESSICALY his sisters. He can go fuck off. Though at times he will help you. Just make sure to have blackmail on him.

"hey who was that annoying person over there"
"OH. That shit is named LUCAS *barfs*"

by #truth#amazingperson September 9, 2021

Lucas

Lucas is the most handsome man you have ever seen. He usually like men only sometimes but overall he gets all the girls and they are usually a year younger than him. Lucas also has one of the biggest cocks out of the bunch. Overall this person is pretty smart and usually has a big heart. But don’t get this nigga mad or he will beat your shit like a drum. Overall 10/10 guy.

Girl 1: Lucas is so hot
Girl 2: I know right

by The Almighty Push March 1, 2022