Free Estimate

Unsolicited life advice.

Free estimate, buddy; your life is in the shitter.

by CarlisleQueen November 12, 2023

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

that was free

When something is uncalled for or unwanted, mostly when someone says something to you, you use the expression "that was free". It’s often used in a sarcastic tone to make sure that the person who said it knows that is was unwanted.

"Hey! Your hair looks like trash today"
"Well, that was free"

by Valide5756 July 9, 2019

Free Lippin It

When a female has just a shirt on and no pants or underwear.

Yo, have you ever seen shelly, she's always free lippin it in the lockerroom

by Rhettsterz February 15, 2019

Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

free promo

When you fuck a girl and she tells her friends

I fuck her she tell her friends, man I love some free promo(tells her friends about the good fuck), and I love a freak how though

by Chiefkeefperks April 22, 2022

Free Hit

An individual of frail stature, easily overpowered by a more dominant figure.

“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”

“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”

by Free Hitters Anonymous December 11, 2024