Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*
by patfenis6969 July 25, 2018
Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019
Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."
Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"
John:"Thank god i did..."
Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"
John:"Thank god i did..."
by King Of Poop November 09, 2011
The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.
Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
by Soup kitchen bros August 27, 2022
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 26, 2021
The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
by Aaron The Terrible March 22, 2018
When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.
by Kool kid 68 November 20, 2017