Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018

Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!

by Janet21 February 8, 2023

two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob

aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?

by 305juju404 August 8, 2018

thumb-under, two-seamer

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.

Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.

by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014

Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 6, 2021

Drawn to Life: Two Realms

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...

Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.

by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022