penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

The Medicinal Penis

An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured

Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

Eric's Penis

A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.

OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...

by BOZOBOI October 7, 2019

Pavlo’s Penis

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.

I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018