Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Tea can be used to describe beef or drama. Tea is can be very shocking and or surprising . Basically Tea is just describing drama. POINT BLANK PERIODT!
by Jessica Taufa July 27, 2019

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!
by Uriel David January 5, 2025

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014

i drink that
by Dank Doolan March 11, 2015

Usually an old woman with short hair that goes to another country to have a "Tea Party" with other men while her husband stays at home not knowing what she is doing. The "Tea Party" is when she gets gang banged by them all. Think of her as being the "tea" which is in the middle of the table, and everybody takes turns.....
by IrockandRoll June 7, 2024
