Someone who lies about their activities with a member of the opposite sex to try and look cool, gain friends approval, make conversation, basically exaggerates the situation.
guy 1 = "did you take that bird home last night"?
guy 2 = "yea sure did, ploughed her everywhere, did her up the arse, AND i even fucked her by the window"
guy 1 = "wow, nice one lid"
guy 3 = "no you didn't, i know her, she said you tried to kiss her, she fell asleep, you threw up everywhere then walked home, you're a total Sex Liar"
guy 2 = "yea sure did, ploughed her everywhere, did her up the arse, AND i even fucked her by the window"
guy 1 = "wow, nice one lid"
guy 3 = "no you didn't, i know her, she said you tried to kiss her, she fell asleep, you threw up everywhere then walked home, you're a total Sex Liar"
by Leroy69 July 27, 2010
Get the Sex Liarmug. A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
by Landfillian March 22, 2009
Get the Sex Condormug. When you're having sex while playing games with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Does not matter who or what you're fighting - if your other half wants to have sex and play games, you're having game sex.
During the act, you're free to change styles but you must keep having sex until you're done playing.
Does not matter who or what you're fighting - if your other half wants to have sex and play games, you're having game sex.
During the act, you're free to change styles but you must keep having sex until you're done playing.
Me: Dude, what the hell happened? You just disappeared from Skype last night!
Friend: Me and my wife had game sex while fighting the final boss.
Me: ...What in the actual fuck?
Friend: Me and my wife had game sex while fighting the final boss.
Me: ...What in the actual fuck?
by Blade The Kaiser January 11, 2014
Get the Game sexmug. As you’re clapping checks doggy style with some randy, you then tag team your buddy out the closet and switch positions. Next you sneak outside to look through the window and sure enough she’s looking at you like she’s just seen a ghost!
Dude: Brooo chad and I totally just had ghost sex last night!! You should’ve seen the look on the b*tches face!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
by Clivebix August 19, 2021
Get the Ghost sexmug. when two tongues dance around in circle in ones mouth and it becomes so good, you start to make little noises.
by Funny Kidd November 9, 2009
Get the Tongue Sexmug. Nick sat there in his bed, needily horny. He decided to head over to Jane's house to have some sweet oral sex. When he got there, he knocked on the door. Jane answered, and he asked "Ya wanna have oral sex? She said yeah, so they went inside her room. She pulled down his pants and boxers, revealing his throbbing cock. he pulled off her shirt and her bra, then pulled down her pants and panties. She started licking nicks throbbing cock, the started sucking it. He cummed, and she licked up every last bit of it. Then Nick started licking her pussy (vagina). Hours later, at two A.M. He said "That was almost as good as real sex!" She said "Well, lets have some real sex." He got up and did the shark on her, and he fucked her really hard afterwards. Hours later, at six A.M., he left happily.
by Nick's Throbbing Cock May 9, 2019
Get the Oral Sexmug. Used to define the foamy residue that is neither clearly identifiable as male or female secretion after sex.
by Ria Herod February 3, 2006
Get the Sex Foammug.