Bread Sandwich 

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich

Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich

Bread Sandwich by spit-roast May 10, 2014

cement sandwich 

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

cement sandwich by KTitties May 17, 2014

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

phone sandwich by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

Tomato Sandwich 

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

Tomato Sandwich by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

stale sandwich 

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .

Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .

stale sandwich by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014

protein sandwich 

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

protein sandwich by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

fracon sandwich 

A delicacy consisting of bacon sandwiched between slices of French toast.

This fracon sandwich is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

fracon sandwich by megasteph January 17, 2015