Potato

The best thing ever

Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato

by StrangerFan011 May 31, 2018

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

Potato

Ninja

Ninja has potato aim

by 3yka blya3 May 20, 2019

Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.

"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"

by Jhal123 May 14, 2012

Potatoing out

When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato

Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.

by ThePotatoeMaster May 24, 2015

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018