I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023

don't flake

Do not use to much of drugs/ don't over do it with the drugs.

Steve: I just bought bought some weed.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.

by Pimp Gang June 03, 2019

Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig too deep. Or, save some food for somebody else.

Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.

Woah Man, Don't find your mamma in it!

by Bakey Snakey December 24, 2023

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 07, 2022

Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.

Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2024

Don't speak

Eat a dick Douglarse!

Hym "If I'm commenting on something, I'm commenting on the parts a have read or have heard about. If what I'm saying is concordant with objective reality, then I am correct. End of discussion, faggot. It doesn't matter WHICH religion I'm speaking about. You're extra-crispy in all three. Don't speak to me about not speaking about things... Bitch... And FURTHERMORE, I'm like a wildly accredited academic with, like, a bunch of citations and am the greatest writer since Shakespeare."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

don't piss on the party pack

The person or people who are the absolute downers of the party or event. Used as a phrase to ask them to leave or otherwise change their attitude.

Yo yo yo, don't piss on the party pack!

by Netsurfer14 June 02, 2024