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Dementor's Kiss 

the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum
The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.
Dementor's Kiss by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

french kiss creampies 

where you eat a bitch out after nutting in her!
ya wanna french kiss creampies?

course!

Australian Kiss 

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.
You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.
Australian Kiss by KC. Slip April 17, 2009

irish kiss 

when a man gives his wife/ girlfriend a black eye
the drunk gave his wife an irish kiss
irish kiss by eric wiessmeyer January 9, 2008

long kiss goodbye

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.
Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

citrus kiss 

An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.
Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.