an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.
Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.
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He's passionate about everything he does, and does whatever he can for his loved ones even if they're not deserving. He's forever the most beautiful person anyone could ever meet.
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