Jungle Cream

When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.

Ah man I just jungle creamed myself!

by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020

Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.

Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!

by deadpope July 26, 2020

strawberry cream

a gingers seamen

girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️

by j3nnuzzle August 15, 2020