Ice cream 

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

Ice cream by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

cold cream by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

Crevasse cream 

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

Crevasse cream by Grimmi January 20, 2018

Ice Cream Mom 

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

Ice Cream Mom by Swanky85 May 6, 2018

butterscotch cream cakes 

When a caucasian woman has a fat ass

Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes

butterscotch cream cakes by Chubbz54 February 19, 2018

Jersey Cream 

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.

Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.

Jersey Cream by jrzycrm May 9, 2018

Boston cream 

When you nut in her butt then lick it out

Hey girl can I get a Boston cream

Boston cream by Redrocket232 March 5, 2018