Abbreviation for "baby jiz-rag." The combined human or mythical product of two obnoxious individuals whose faces you'd like to smear with semen.
by Dracula Mandelker October 12, 2007
Just the sexiest man alive no biggy, just the thought of his long throbbing cock will give you goosebumps all over your spine and you slowly licking the tip of his dick all the way down to the crack of his ass will make you cum all over his face while he licks it all up ;)) Then slowly going to his toes and sucking them all up while fucking his tight little ass while he slowly grabs your balls ;))
by CrabNobNoStoppingThisStob July 14, 2018
Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.
by g-rock March 17, 2009
by the one and onlay July 04, 2003
when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.
guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."
by the goddamn champion April 11, 2010
by Smupid June 07, 2021
by the jediiiiiiii August 26, 2008