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Urban Dictionary 

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.
Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!
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Urban Dictionary 

You're literally inside it.
Oh man, i don't know what this word means, let me search it on urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary by Rakko_ November 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

The worst and greatest website of all-time, which makes me not know if I should laugh or cry at the extent the human race has evolved/degraded to.
Urban Dictionary - Holy, what the... oh my god.
Urban Dictionary by FeatherThief November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A online dictionary can be edited by everyone and recently has been searched for people’s name for unauthentic meaning to post on Instagram for unknown reasons.
See, again, name on Urban Dictionary, everyone is genius, beautiful and with a big dick
Urban Dictionary by aLunatic November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.
I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

Urban dictionary 

A weird site that has random meaning that are possibly not true
Baby
Random person urban dictionary: it means when I dog humps a cat and you accidentally fuck the male man
Urban dictionary by anonymous November 22, 2021