Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Sticky fish

Male ejaculate

Mom let me host a bukkake party last night and bruh, fucking sticky fish everywhere. Got some in my eye too dude, fuck.

by The Original Big Dick Bastard January 12, 2016

Batty Fish

Bum who plays fortnite

Hey carl you batty fish play new games

by hosh wurner October 13, 2020

Fish Bowl

To shit in the sink and clog the drain. The water will fill up the sink, and the pieces of shit will float around like fish.

Dude, don’t use the sink. I just did a fish bowl.

by eazyduzit80 January 28, 2022

fish harmonica

A woman's cooter, especially one involved in oral sex

This girl totally let me play her fish harmonica after one date.

by Lumpy Stiltskin October 29, 2015

Fish head

A term that people use instead of swearing.

Learn how to drive you fish head

by Zombie princess September 4, 2018