You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

by Lil Booty February 3, 2017

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Dick me down

the act of fucking a girl so hard she is unable to get out of bed the next morning

You dick me down just right baby!

Thats because we fucked for like 12 hours on acid girl.

by chas61974 November 7, 2010

miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.

miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008

Slut me out

When your partner tends to do unholy sexual things during intercourse; rough/ nasty sex; such as choking, hair pulling, throwing your body into positions, kinks, anything else that you can think of that would get you aroused.

I want (*any name*) to slut me out.

I would let (*any name*) slut me out.

by zagger threads August 15, 2022

Hand me up

Where the young generation in a family adopts and purchases new technology product at a fast rate, and old versions (that are in working order but are not up to current standards) of that technology product are given to the parents or older generations of family.

Commonly occurs multiple times on commodity technology gadgets, leaving your parents with many gadgets to play with.

Called 'hand me up' in contrast to 'hand me down'.

Computers: having purchased a new computer to replace my 'slow' computer, I have given it to my grandpa to use. Thus the computer is a 'hand me up'.

by Hone March 4, 2008

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 26, 2021