Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?
Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!
Person 1: I agree
Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!
Person 1: I agree
by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.
Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.
Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.
by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia
by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022
