Gordito Penis

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

kylers penis

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021

Pavlo’s Penis

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.

I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy

1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby

by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021

My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022