Box Brain

the term that is used by "box workers" which means that you work in a small working environment, usually a small family owned business where as you have multiple tasks to handle at one time all of the time and you often find yourself confused.

simliar to the term "baby brain" in which you make senseless mistakes because you are you are overworked and juggling multiple tasks at one time.

also know as shoving circles into triangles

My husband, my employees, my customers all expect me to get their project done "right now" and I've mixed each of these projects up from box brain.

by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011

box gobbler

noun: lesbian on the prowl.

Uh oh, Stephanie - that box gobbler in the corner looks like she's about to make a move on you!

Jackie, what's with those baggy pants and wife beater? Have you gone box gobbler on me?

Did you see Janet's new haircut? She looks like Mark McGrath. OMG, she could be a box gobbler with that hairdo.

by kawksuckah February 27, 2008

Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.

Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!

by Majin'Buu May 8, 2012

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

Milk the box

1. When a man ejacultes in a vagina.
2. When a man ejaculates on a vagina.
3. To make a vagina squirt.

GW: How was sex with Sasha? Did you use a condom?
Yoshi: It was great. And no I didn't use one.
GW: So you pulled out, right?
Yoshi: Not in time, I unintentionally milk the box.

by EasyBrooklyn February 26, 2010

Dry Box

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!

"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"

by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009

Box eater

Someone who enjoys eating "box". Region around the vagina and asshole

Mikey is good at eating box, that's how he compensates for his small penis. Mikey is a box eater.

by ladsj November 26, 2019