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Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010
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Cash Money

Kinley is being so uncash money.
by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021
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baby money

A lot of money in absolute terms but a small amount of money in the given context.
From the song HAM by Jay Z and Kanye West: "I'm like "Really: half a billi nigga, really?" you got baby money"
by Bling Blang Blaouw July 20, 2017
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Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.
1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"
by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013
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Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jew that steals money from you.
Ugh! Why did Joey the Jew steal 50 bucks from me? I hate that money sniffin' heeb
by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024
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