Sock poppin

One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.

I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.

by Duinit December 31, 2021

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal

Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.

I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

sock dizzy do

To have sex with someone

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏

by gæ.bitch123 July 8, 2021