There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 26, 2024
The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.
by FailFaceFTW March 15, 2014
Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
by theoriginalsteevio October 01, 2022
Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???
by Guhhhh November 03, 2023
A bicycle.
by derangedcatboye December 11, 2023
by TrainERusso December 24, 2017