highly fucked

When any given situation,plan, piece of property,or financial opportunity has backfired,or been ruined or
destroyed by your own hands or someone elses.

We was highly fucked on our road trip back from Vegas because our drop-top wouldn't close on the car and we drove
182 dam miles in the rain to get back.

by fiddlers8 July 16, 2008

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

faint heart never fucked a wildcat

Has similar meaning as "fortune favors the brave". Only those with courage and guts will be able to have amazing experiences. Someone with a "faint heart" - timid, nervous or fearful - would never be able to accomplish something difficult - like "fucking a wildcat".

Hey man, take a chance with that crazy golf shot to win the tournament, because a faint heart never fucked a wildcat.

by rootsdeepintheheavens August 31, 2017

Pickle Rick fucked up

A level of intoxication where burping occurs anywhere between 2 to 5 times in a sentence.

Bro *belch* I gonna pound this beer *blech* and go get a private dance and fuck *belch* that stripper, I'm getting pickle rick fucked up *belch*

by tsalt01 November 12, 2018

Fuckerfuck

A person who is surprisingly and emphatically a fucker, so much so that such a word does not do justice to their fucked-upness. Thus, "fuckerfuck."

"Unhand my female, you slobbering fuckerfuck!"

by End Boss June 15, 2009

fuckerburg

That fish-eyed, android-looking, weak-jawed, frog-necked cunt who sells your private info to third part companies and has a fetish for decapitation videos. Probably enjoys young Thai boys too, I don't fuckin have all the answers.

"Doc, what's wrong with my eyes?"

"I'm sorry Mr. Fuckerburg, you've contracted prickgitis"

by bignutzstraightouttabrum January 5, 2019