high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015

love five

When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.

We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!

by Rumbutt April 20, 2016

got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand

Hey, you got five to help me?

by ragnarodin October 4, 2016

Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.

Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!

by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016

High Five

The signal for the delivery of a stork to deliver a baby to the girl you were just with.

I high fived her and now she is pregnant.

by Sith_legend04132 June 5, 2016

dropping fives

when you decide to go on a dairy queen run, so your roommate gives you $5 for a medium strawberry cheesecake blizzard but drops his $5 bill when he gives it to you

Brandon, you feelin like dropping fives today?

by @mashed_brotato May 22, 2016

Filthy Five

The coolest girls you will ever meet. A bad bitch girl gang that includes five powerful chicks.

Person A : Did you see the filthy five at that party? They all looked bang.

Person B : Omg, yeah! I wish I was in the filthy five.

squad girl gang daddy booty

by Ttrich101 June 10, 2016