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Carrie Fishered

When you have the sole intention to give yourself a cocaine induced heart attack .
Watch out tonight lads, I'm getting Carrie Fishered
by CarrieFishered December 25, 2016
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fish

A gay person. Usually used locally in some caribbean countries.
"That fish just kissed Earl in the boys' locker room."
by melipoos October 30, 2007
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fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.
by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011
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Joe Fish

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".
"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"
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fisheyed

someone who has not an original thought in the mind. rahter just parrot soundbites from others. Their mind is just as empty as the expression in a fish's eye.
Oh he is just a fisheyed liberal
by Randy321 December 27, 2011
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Exaggerating Fisher

The Exaggerating Fisher is usually one who spends an unnecessary amount of time explaining details that are irrelevant. When this happens, usually the universe starts to collapse as society breaks down trying to get away from the horrible exaggeration.

Usually this term is coined by people who are disinterested in this person's conversation.
"Sometimes when I play my Nintendo and I am playing online, it usually results in a match where I am against like 15 guys. Obviously I proceed to kick the crap out of everyone! Like this one time, I took out like 30 guys in Super Smash Brothers ; but you see, this ends up being mundane because.."

This Exaggerating Fisher example is too long to continue and this is where you should walk away silently; enough to not anger the beast explaining the useless story.
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Fish

Variation of face, most often used when a person's partially full aluminum can containing a beverage is squeezed. The two most severe cases of being "fished" are when the can tears and liquid begins flowing out of a hole in the side; or, the can is nearly full at the time of being "fished," so that it overflows and liquid spills out the opening on the top. Fish can be used as either and interjection or a verb.
"Whoa, you just got fished!"
"Fish!"
by slag March 30, 2004
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