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oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024
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silver lake college

A now defunct Franciscan, 4 years liberal arts college that had once been known for its education and music programs. The school officially closed in 2020, citing the pandemic and financial challenges. These challenges included depreciating assets, falling enrollment, rising costs and excesses amongst the c-suite.

The troubles likely began around 2011, when where was a push to change an introverted student body into an extroverted one. This led to a lot of drama, where favoritism deprived many victims of abuse and harassment the help they needed while allowing rumors and accusations against others to go unquestioned. Issues of racial inequality also began to shine forth as the dorms, which were built around the 2009 class year, were predominantly African American, only for those students to have almost no representation in the graduations that took place during the school's final years. Students had called out the recruiting practices as being predatory, but the admins did not react until a former Dean used the situation to form the premise of her thesis, resulting in her removal around 2015/16.

Demolition of the main building and dorms began in 2022 after the Green Bay Diocese of the Catholic Church rejected a proposal to repurpose the school as an area wide, k-12 school. The diocese opted to build a new school, instead. Also around this time, the school's former president filed suit against the Franciscan Sisters alleging contract violations. This suit was dismissed.
My sister attended Silver Lake College for a bachelor's in education back in 2011.
by penguin10916 March 11, 2024
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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 20, 2024
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college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
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Rosebank College

Hoes bank college

full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
guy- “what school do u go to”
girl - “rosebank college you”
guy - *pending*
by super girl 111 July 6, 2022
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Dubai college

School in dubai with the hottest boys
Boy: omg look its a hot boy in dubai college
Hot boy: smiles
Boy: omg senpai noticed me
by Not Lil Sivi July 17, 2022
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