Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

butt knifing

when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that the bones in their butt jab you like a knife

natalie: sarah, get off my lap! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent

by Natatouille February 26, 2019

Gooey Butt

After you finish busting during anal sex you left your nut in her butt and it feels gooey.

After all that anal sex I got the gooey butt.

by Rendered April 16, 2019

Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018

arm butt

The crease where the arm meets the chest- a place where I want the fat to go away.

If you don't have an arm butt, you are lucky.

by Why am I fat July 23, 2017

butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016