Fortnite Buddy

When you ask out a fucking thot and she friendzones you even though she is supposed to be dating you and then fools around with all the other boys but it's ok because you guys are Fortnite Buddies

"Dylan Bass, my Fortnite Buddy!"

by FoodStamos April 26, 2019

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

Fuck Buddy

When you’re best friends but have sex all the time.

If you wanna know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy ask Hannah and Dylan.

by Dopest nigga around July 3, 2019

bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)

Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.

by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 2, 2019

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019

Nutty Buddy

“Straight” friends who jack off to each other and proceed to say “no homo.”

Sam: “Yeah I have a nutty buddy, but I’m not gAy”

You are. You are gay.

by keensonmyfeet69 August 20, 2019