turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022

beef patty fatty latty

It is when a dog with a bbl eats a krabby patty then proceeds to shit in your mouth with no hesitation or warning whatsoever

Guy 1: hey did you walk your dog today?
Guy 2: yeah I ran out of disposable bags so I just let him drop a mean beef patty fatty latty in my mouth
Guy 1: damn bro that’s litty…….I’m moist

by Mr.YoUnGdAGgErDiCkAsHaRdAsBrik March 29, 2022

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Beef hotpot

A beef hotpot is preformed by pooing in a girls vagina during intercourse. Then you proceed to use your penis like a shoehorn to make sure it gets all the way in there.

That girl just gave me the beef hotpot eyes

by Big ski January 24, 2022