Air Vape

When you exhale in cold weather to make it look like you are blowing smoke. Therefore vaping.

All the kids in the courtyard doing were air vape this morning and it looked super cool.

Isn't that when they blow out smoke from the cold

Yup, now get away from you freaky homeless guy

by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.

I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Air Kiss

When you are talking to someone (in the hall for example) and you can taste and feel their breath fly into your mouth.

Kanye: Dude, I was talking to Whoopi when she Air Kissed me.
Dre: Uh, dat s*** musta been disgusting
Kanye: I know cus!!

by DaBlingBling101 January 13, 2016

italian restaurant air

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good

hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2024

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.

Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.

by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017