douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

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Douche Dick

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015

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le douche

can mean either "cool" or hott, or ugly or stupid, depening on the sentence.

Good : kelly, your outfit is so le douche!
Bad : Ew, her outfit was soo le douche last night!

by gvnther March 15, 2008

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bmw douche

When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.

I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.

Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.

I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.

Look at that BMW Douche, I wish I had the money to drive a car as nice as that

by Booby.Ss April 26, 2010

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douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

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