LucidNightmare's definitions

douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

Sukie

Sukie is a slang term to tell someone to "suck it". When you say Sukie you make the same motion towards your crotch as you would when you tell someone to "suck it". A comeback to someone who says Sukie to you is to say "If you are pointing there and saying Sukie, you might have a problem". Particularly if you are a girl because people sometimes mistake the word Sukie for "Sushi" like my brother did.

Jack: "Hey Sierra, those jeans make your ass look fat!"
Sierra: "You know what jack, SUKIE!"
Jack: "Sierra, if you are motioning to your crotch and saying Sukie, you should probaly clean it better".

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

Lame Sauce

This is a term used to describe anything that you find bad, inappropriate, upsetting, or just plain dumb.

It can also mean "the sauce of a lame man".

Boss: "I know it's your day off, but if you're not at the office in 20 minuts, you're fired!"
Worker: "Damn it! That's total Lame Sauce!"

Sierra: "Geeze Jack, your such a douche cookie".
Jack: "You know what Sierra, your Lame sauce!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010